This is my randomizer. It kindly spits out random cards and tokens for rewards and pay.

Please do not take any cards from this page.

plus two choice regulars

plus two choice regulars

plus two choice regulars & one choice special

Explanation:
† I play the weekly games, same as the members
† I pay myself for the biweekly games (see below)
† I receive nothing for updating the monthly games EXCEPT the Police Report special card

I think that's pretty fair - the cards that some members might miss from the biweekly games (but I'm guaranteed to get) are sure to be made up in the generous rewards for the monthly games.